Funny Chat Session on ICQ
This actually has nothing to do with system administration, but I’m gonna post it anyways.
One day when I got home from work I turned on the laptop, while the wife was making dinner. At that time I was still on ICQ but were getting tired of all the spam messages. Suddenly someone not in my contact list types “hi” and I’m thinking this is a spam bot and I just wanna check how good it is and sends some replies. I realise that this isn’t a spam bot but an actual person who thinks I’m someone else (event though she can see my nickname). I decided to mess with her a bit 
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05-06-2009 17:53:10 her: oh...i wasn't..DTM was so amazing..i hope you liked it too 05-06-2009 17:53:31 me : no i hated it 05-06-2009 17:53:38 her: really? 05-06-2009 17:53:47 her: oh why didn't you tell me? 05-06-2009 17:54:01 me : because i thought you would get mad 05-06-2009 17:54:12 her: we could have gone somewhere else 05-06-2009 17:54:23 me : really... .maybe to a strip club? 05-06-2009 17:54:35 her: where to?? 05-06-2009 17:54:40 me : a strip club 05-06-2009 17:54:47 her: what would your pierre say to me then... 05-06-2009 17:55:16 her: i hope you remember me correctly.. 05-06-2009 17:55:31 me : of course i do 05-06-2009 17:55:36 her: oh nice nice.. 05-06-2009 17:55:54 her: cause i was afraid that i have written down the wrong icq-number 05-06-2009 17:56:05 her: it was all so fast.. 05-06-2009 17:56:20 me : how's your boyfriend 05-06-2009 17:56:45 her: my boyfriend?i've told you i'm single for 3 years.. 05-06-2009 17:56:50 her: you forgot...ok05-06-2009 17:56:59 me : no sorry... for someone else 05-06-2009 17:57:10 her: ok, no problem 05-06-2009 17:57:33 her: so you are not coming to lemans next weekend? 05-06-2009 17:57:45 me : would you meet me there? 05-06-2009 17:58:13 her: you said you maybe would come with TC-fan club, didn't u? 05-06-2009 17:58:27 me : maybe you could wear a hot bikini 05-06-2009 17:58:43 her: me??stina?? 05-06-2009 17:59:03 me : yes yes 05-06-2009 17:59:07 her: you know how i am.. 05-06-2009 17:59:13 me : how are you 05-06-2009 17:59:25 her: i'm not a kind of a "paddock girl" 05-06-2009 17:59:44 her: i take it serious, i'm a journalist 05-06-2009 18:00:12 her: so i can't walk in the paddock in bikini, my god.. 05-06-2009 18:00:48 her: how was your german exam then? 05-06-2009 18:01:30 me : not good... didn't pass but i kissed the teacher 05-06-2009 18:01:54 her: =-O what??you kissed him?? 05-06-2009 18:01:58 me : yes 05-06-2009 18:02:13 her: oh my god...is he young then?i think you didn't tell me 05-06-2009 18:02:23 me : yes, he's 21 05-06-2009 18:02:30 her: 21??the TEACHER? 05-06-2009 18:02:32 me : a little hottie 05-06-2009 18:02:34 me : yes 05-06-2009 18:02:45 her: younger than you?my god... 05-06-2009 18:03:00 me : yeah, he's a little hottie... you should try it some time 05-06-2009 18:03:05 me : how old are you ... i forgot 05-06-2009 18:03:10 her: my teachers are all over 35.. 05-06-2009 18:03:24 her: i'm 24 stina...you forgot quite much 05-06-2009 18:03:49 me : at least i remember you'r blond 05-06-2009 18:03:52 her: i only hope you really do know who i am still 05-06-2009 18:03:59 her: blond :-@ 05-06-2009 18:04:04 her: i'm black 05-06-2009 18:04:19 her: stina??is it really you? 05-06-2009 18:04:20 me : sorry, just messing with you 05-06-2009 18:04:49 her: i hope i don't have the wrong number 05-06-2009 18:05:15 me : actually you have 05-06-2009 18:05:24 her: =-O
After that she actually laughed at it and said I seemed like a nice guy despite of what I just did. I found out that she was actually in a fan club of the Dane Tom Kristensen and she was given my ICQ number from some Danish woman (since I’m also Danish she keept thinking I was that woman), who was also in this fan club. It was a bit hectic when they seperated, so guess she didn’t write down the correct number.
